So that’s how it works.

It’s funny, really.  

A quirk of nature, Murphy’s law, or a paradox of sorts.  

Some days it seems as though God sets out to wreak a bit of havoc on His dear ones… just for kicks.  

I can’t imagine that heaven is a boring place, but I do think God definitely has a sense of humor.  

Case in point:
The Blob Fish.

Courtesy of www.pagog.com
Or the Dumbo Octopus.
Courtesy of www.pagog.com
Or Donald Trump’s hair.
 
God.  Is.  Funny.
To further demonstrate, here are a few bits o’ wisdom I have come by the hard way:

  • If I officially declare a “housework day” and stay in my pajamas with no make up and a ponytail, I will have unexpected company.  Guaranteed.  Even if I live 20 minutes from town. 

  • If I put on a pot roast for Sunday dinner, someone will inevitably invite us out to dinner after Sunday morning church service.

  • If my sweet hubby is driving with me, the van will assuredly run like a dream.  (And if I am alone in the city, it will mysteriously decide not to start.  He still thinks I’m crazy.)
  • If Ladybug’s curly, Rapunzel-ish hair is not in a ponytail, she will become ensconced in the field full of nettles and we will spend many tearful hours sorting it all out.
  • If I wear white, it will most certainly act as a magnetic force and suck the coffee right out of my cup.  Seriously.  Someone should study this scientific phenomenon.
Thank God, my life isn’t boring.
Love & coffee!
“A cheerful disposition is good for your health;
   gloom and doom leave you bone-tired.” 

Proverbs 17.22 (The Message)
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