There are definitely a few things (give or take) in life that I do not understand.  One thing, in particular, has me utterly perplexed.

Glow-in-the-dark flossers. 

You know, those little plastic contraptions that are pre-strung with floss to make flossing your teeth easier and more convenient.  You know, because it is already so difficult to cut the waxy string on your own.  You know, because you might pull a muscle. 

And now… they glow in the dark?

Seriously?  Who flosses their teeth… in the dark?  I fully understand these are marketed to children, but again I pose the question… in the dark? 

Pouring another cup so I can contemplate this further…